No Honey, Your Cake Isn't Creepy.

Did you guys see the story about the bride who had a life-sized wedding cake replica of herself at her wedding? How freakin' weird is that? She was from around here too. Hey, we try to keep it classy! I wonder what part they cut into first? One might be tempted to cut off the head, but you never know - seeing one's head cut off even in cake form might be rather unpleasant. But I mean, c'mon, there really is no good way to go about eating yourself. "Here you go honey, do you want the left breast or the right?" And just think how freaky it would have been if the cake was red velvet! You know the groom was thinking: "Man, I didn't sign up for this shit! This chick is crazy!" Weddings just bring out the good taste in everyone, no?

OK, changing gears a bit. A lot of people ask me what kind of job I want to have after I get out of library school. I guess a lot of people only see little old ladies with buns in their hair when they think of librarians. Maybe my view of the kind of job I want will change after I do my internship, but right now a job like this one sounds really cool to me. I think I would really like working in a museum. I kind of get the feeling that museum jobs aren't easy to come by, though. And for this one I would have to work somewhere else first to get the required experience. It's something to aspire to though!