BUI
I know what you're thinking:
"Man, I should do a drunken blog post. It'll be the shiznet. All the cool blog kids will like me. It'll be edgy! It'll be a good way to forget my troubles. I can break out of my blog rut, and finally post something that's actually funny, or witty, instead of that crap that I'm usually laying down. I can let go of my inhibitions, talk about how stupid those people down the street are for putting up their christmas lights already. what, are they trying to win some stupid contest or something? huh?!! Gah, why won't Oprah die already!! And no, I do not want to switch to the new version of blogger. Do your own damn beta testing you fucktards!
yeah, that's what I'll do. Man, I won't even spell check or nothin'!"
Take it from JC, don't drunken blog post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just say no. Fo shizzle.
Fart.
"Man, I should do a drunken blog post. It'll be the shiznet. All the cool blog kids will like me. It'll be edgy! It'll be a good way to forget my troubles. I can break out of my blog rut, and finally post something that's actually funny, or witty, instead of that crap that I'm usually laying down. I can let go of my inhibitions, talk about how stupid those people down the street are for putting up their christmas lights already. what, are they trying to win some stupid contest or something? huh?!! Gah, why won't Oprah die already!! And no, I do not want to switch to the new version of blogger. Do your own damn beta testing you fucktards!
yeah, that's what I'll do. Man, I won't even spell check or nothin'!"
Take it from JC, don't drunken blog post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just say no. Fo shizzle.
Fart.
7 Comments:
Don't blog drunk. Don't do it. It's just never pretty. Or do - I'm bored. burp.
Oh no not the blog drunk. Christmas lights-already? I'm kind of pissed I because I can't find Pilgrims and Indians. That is where the whole thing started.
finding a bloggy friend in a terrible state is sad. perk up! the weekend cometh. and you'll feel better once you can sleep in.
OhMyGOD! You are HOT!!!! Can I comb your 'fro?
*LMAO* JC, you crack me up!
h - if you came here to alleviate boredom, you're in the wrong place! That burp reminds me of the conversations we used to have in Burpese.
pg - make some!
r - thanks. I did sleep in today and it was awesome.
b - I wish!
tish - thanks, I'm glad this was good for something! :)
HAHAH! I've done the drunk blog post.
Friends DO NOT LET FRIENDS drunk blog post.
Trust me.
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