Today at lunch I noticed a hair salon named ‘Tangles’. Aren’t tangles what you try to avoid when you go to a hair salon? It would be like naming a tanning salon 'Sunburns’ or a restaurant ‘Searing Gas Pain’. I just don’t get it.
JC, Hair salons always have stupid names like "a cut above" or "razors edge" etc. "Tangled" is yet another reason why these people became hair stylists and not ad executives, etc. Although I'm thinking right now that it would be fun to call a hair salon "Shag".
I just want you to know that I find the Hair Force One thing to be over the top hilariously funny and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I have had insomnia and am very rummy but I laugh every time I think about it. It's to the stage of hyperbole in my mind where I actually imagine a jet liner that has been turned into a hair salon where they give you really bad old lady or old man hair styles and brief you on the state of our national security.
Ok, I think you just gave me a great idea for a TV show. I see it as a cartoon. They can fly around styling hair and fighting terrorists. Neil Diamond will guest star. They will fly missions out of the 'Hairport'.
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I think that could work, let me know when it opens!
Haha-- This is funny. They probably thought it was clever. I'd probably go to it just because of the name.
Haley
JC,
Hair salons always have stupid names like "a cut above" or "razors edge" etc. "Tangled" is yet another reason why these people became hair stylists and not ad executives, etc. Although I'm thinking right now that it would be fun to call a hair salon "Shag".
The worst one I ever saw was called "Hair Force One".
Okay I would go the "Hair Force One" place just because it's so damn funny. I swear you made that up.
Yeah, me too. I would ask for the metrosexual special.
Michelle,
This isn't the same one I saw, but read it and weep:
http://orig.app.com/day/story/
1,2379,177953,00.html
ROFL!
I just want you to know that I find the Hair Force One thing to be over the top hilariously funny and I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I have had insomnia and am very rummy but I laugh every time I think about it. It's to the stage of hyperbole in my mind where I actually imagine a jet liner that has been turned into a hair salon where they give you really bad old lady or old man hair styles and brief you on the state of our national security.
Ok, I think you just gave me a great idea for a TV show. I see it as a cartoon. They can fly around styling hair and fighting terrorists. Neil Diamond will guest star. They will fly missions out of the 'Hairport'.
Or perhaps Neil Diamond will be the air traffic control at Ohare national airport but they'll change the spelling to Oh Hair.
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